Let's kill the old French aristocrat in the living room and play some solitaire

Inspired by this video, and some very basic research, the modern uniformity of playing cards started to grate on my soul. A deck of playing cards used to be an almost unique artefact. Now the same French design is so widespread you can barely call any other looking deck a deck of playing cards. 

To remedy this, we will gather a few friends that can keep a secret, grab this ubiquitous item that represents conformity, and using scissors and other tools destroy, mutilate, and kill the ancien régime.